PLOPCOP

DEPT. OF SLOP ENFORCEMENT  ★  “TO PROTECT AND SCRUB”

CASE № 000000

🤖 THE PERPS Inferior AI agents are loose in the city, generating plop at industrial scale. Click a bot to arrest it.
💩 THE PLOP Every pile of slop raises the CITY SLOP LEVEL. Click plop to scrub it. If the meter fills — Code Brown.
🍩 THE DONUT Standard-issue police equipment. Click it for DONUT TIME: time slows, the streets get cleaned, morale soars.
⚡ THE COMBO Chain hits without whiffing to multiply your score. Miss a click and you lose your combo and raise the slop level. Sloppy police work has consequences.
⚔ VS MODE Challenge a human. One of you defends the city as PLOPCOP; the other plays the rogue AI — mining COMPUTE, building GPU factories and nuke plants, and flooding the streets with slop as the economy snowballs. Not in the mood to fight? Watch live matches from the lobby and judge silently. 👁